-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
Today was an exceptional day.
white folks have some fucking nerve
Wow. Whites are just out of control
What. The. Entire. FUCK.
Lawd this is real
This is pitiful
-___- But they cried over a black chick playing rapunzel on OUAT 😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒
Ttyl leaving planet earth lol k bye
White people are wild and flagrant enough to continue pulling this kind of bullshit.
random girl on instagram: Ya girl does her thing in the kitchen #yesicancook
plate: *overcooked baked tilapia, kraft mac and cheese, a slice of texas toast garlic bread, and a ”salad” consisting of iceberg lettuce one slice of tomato, a bunch of cheese and ranch drizzled over it on a styrofoam plate*
when I see this on my feed I just scroll by and a lil’ chortle escapes from my mouth.
yllwbrrd asked: i'm white. does that make me bad?
Why do white people ask questions like this? Whenever I get this question, or the thematically similar “Do you hate white people” I just answer with “yes”.
Because that’s the only answer they want to hear.
In context, it makes sense. To a lot of white people, being black IS bad. You can see this evident when a white person tells a black person that they’re “one of the good ones.”
Whites allow for nuances in character for their own race. Rarely are white people grouped into “good” and “bad” categories. You can be a white person who is mostly good, then makes a terrible, terrible decision, but your lifetime of goodness mitigates that bad decision. In other words, white people accept that other white people are complicated and people are the sum of their choices, not merely a reflection of a “good” or “bad” moment.
But Whites LOVE to categorize Blacks as “good” and “bad.” You just have to look at the coverage of Trayvon Martin to see that the fact that he was arrested for smoking pot clearly put him in the “bad” camp right away. After that, Martin’s death was framed as him being the “bad” guy and Zimmerman was helpless but to defend himself.
So, when white people ask “I’m white. Does that make me bad?” what they are REALLY saying is, “I’m white. Are you going to hold me to same simplistic, binary judgement system I hold you to?”
Bolding for truth
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.